Loving can cost a lot, but not loving always costs more. Slutty lady-bums, however, are surprisingly cheap.
Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you’ll start having positive results. If all else fails, threaten people with something sharp until your demands are met.
To a homeless man, home is literally where the heart is.
The most beautiful gift we can give each other is the truth. So just admit it, you’re not putting any more free samples out because of me.