“PUT SOME PORK ON YOUR FORK”

A commercial promoting pork says:

“PUT SOME PORK ON YOUR FORK” The MAYOR REFUSES TO REMOVE PORK FROM SCHOOL CAFETERIA MENU AND EXPLAINS WHY:

Muslim parents demanded the abolition of pork in all the school canteens of a Montreal suburb.

The mayor of the Montreal suburb of Dorval has refused, and the town clerk sent a note to all parents to explain why.

“Muslims must understand that they have to adapt to Canada and Quebec, its customs, its traditions, and its way of life, because that’s where they chose to immigrate.

“Muslims must understand that they have to integrate and learn to live in Quebec. “They must understand that it is for them to change their lifestyle, not the Canadians who, so generously, welcomed them.

“Muslims must understand that Canadians are neither racist nor xenophobic.Canada accepted many immigrants before Muslims showed up (whereas the reverse is not true, in that Muslim states do not accept non-Muslim immigrants).”

“Just like other nations, Canadians are not willing to give up their identity or their culture.

“And, if Canada is a land of welcome, it’s not the Mayor of Dorval who welcomes foreigners, but the Canadian-Quebecois people as a whole.

“Finally, they must understand that in Canada ( Quebec ) with its Judeo-Christian roots, Christmas trees, churches and religious festivals, religion must remain in the private domain.”

The municipality of Dorval was right to refuse any concessions to Islam and Sharia.

“For Muslims who disagree with secularism and do not feel comfortable in Canada, there are 57 beautiful Muslim countries in the world, most of them under-populated and ready to receive them with open halal arms in accordance with Sharia.

“If you left your country for Canada, and not for other Muslim countries, it is because you have considered that life is better in Canada than
elsewhere. We will not let you drag Canada down to the level of those 57 countries.

“Ask yourself this question – just once: “Why is it better here in Canada than where you came from?”

“A canteen with pork on the menu is part of the answer.”

If you came to Canada with the idea that you will displace us with your prolific propagation and eventually take over the country, you should pack up and go back to the country you came from. We have no room here for you and your ideology.

Your Everyday Freedom is Not Free, Your Military Paid For It!

Video Collaboration

Hey, I’m setting up a collaboration where 7 people get 1 night each per week. You talk about whatever you want, add to a conversation or start a new one. We’ll introduce the next person and build traffic for our own channels. You talk for about 5 minutes and can follow the previous topic or start a new topic. We do it for a year and see how it goes. I figure we will all make 6 new friends on youtube over the year. If you’re interested in the project let me know?

Quick Bean Soup

quick bean soupQuick Bean Soup has been a favorite of my family for 25 years now. 

1-lb. can baked beans (or any kind of beans)
8-oz. can tomato soup
1 pkg. dried onion soup mix
3 c. water

Combine all ingredients into a medium-large pot. Bring to boil. Cover and simmer for 20 minutes. Makes four servings.

Awesome on a little chili night.

 

2018 News For CyberHobo!

You may have noticed the re-organization of the website. That’s because I’ve simply combined 3 sites into one. At the time 3 sites seemed a great idea, but too much work for someone with only a few hours a week to devote to them. So I decided to focus on 1 site and just mix all the content together and it’s ME. The other sites, Signalforty.com and richardelzey.com focused on different parts of myself, but CyberHobo, one of my first sites (19 years old (9-9-99)) represented the fantasy me.

Well, I’ve always like the symbolism of the Hobo, so CyberHobo.com was the final choice. If you mix me up, that is who I am. I’m a man who loves the freedom of the old Hobos (traveling) and capturing small fractions of seconds of time. I am getting older, grumpier, and ornerier every day.

But… “We’re BACK from the long HIATUS”

12 FUCKING rules for Successs

  1. Do the FUCKING work. Don’t be lazy.
  2. Stop FUCKING waiting, it’s time
  3. Rely on yourself. The Universe doesn’t give a FUCK
  4. Be FUCKING practical. Success is no a theory.
  5. Be productive early. Don’t FUCK around all day
  6. Don’t be a FUCKING baby, Life is hard. Get on with it.
  7. Don’t hang out with FUCKTARDS.
  8. Don’t FUCKING waste energy on shit you can’t control.
  9. Stop bullshitting, It’s FUCKING embarrassing.
  10. Stop being a FUCKING people-pleaser. It’s sad.
  11. Stop putting toxic shit in your body, it’s FUCKING stupid
  12. Stop doing the same FUCKING thing and hoping shit will change.

10 things I want for Dinner

1. All you can eat shrimp from Red Lobster
2. Medium well T-Bone steak w/baked potato from Outback
3. Hooters 911 Buffalo Shrimp!
4. Almond Crusted Grouper from Pecks
5. Alaskan Snow Crab Legs from Crab House
6. Chicken Cesar Salad from Outback Steakhouse
7. Chicken Pad Thai with Chicken Satay from Thai House
8. Hibachi Chicken/ Filet Mignon / Shrimp Japanese steakhouse
9. Real Greek Gyro from Pappas
10. Taco Bravos from Taco Johns

These are my selections of what I’d love for dinner tonight. Of course Hooters 911 Chicken Sandwich sounds good as well.

Cheap or No Cost Dates

77 Ideas for Everyone!

  1. Cheap or No Cost DatesSketch your dream-house floor plan and talk about the possibilities of each room.
  2. Write the story of how you met. Get it printed and bound.
  3. List your spouse’s best qualities in alphabetic order.
  4. Tour a museum or art gallery
  5. Purchase a $1.00 lotto ticket and set around and talk about what you’d do if you won.
  6. Take a stroll around the block and hold hands.
  7. Back rubs are always good.
  8. Rent a classic love story video, microwave some popcorn and watch the video while cuddling.
  9. Build a fire in the fireplace or fireplace DVD, turn out the lights, cuddle and talk.
  10. Go swimming in the middle of the night.
  11. Write a poem for your spouse, something they’ll keep forever.
  12. Remember to look in your spouse’s eyes as he/she tells you about the day.
  13. Walk the mall together with the goal of not to buy, but to test perfume and cologne along the way.
  14. Hug your spouse from behind and give him/her a kiss on the back of the neck.
  15. Stop in the middle of your busy day and talk to your spouse for 15 minutes.
  16. Take a free tour of a local factory.
  17. Do something your spouse loves to do, even though it doesn’t interest you personally.
  18. Send your spouse a love letter through snail mail.
  19. Both take a sick day during the week and play “skip school day”…hide out as if you may get caught.
  20. Watch a sunrise or sunset together.
  21. Get dressed and go out for coffee and donut after dinner
  22. Sit on the same side of a restaurant booth.
  23. Picnic by a pond, lake, or ocean.
  24. Give your mate a foot massage.
  25. Put together a puzzle on a rainy evening.
  26. On a hot summer day, wash the car together, with the intent of splashing each other with water.
  27. Plant a tree together in honor of your marriage.
  28. Work on a Scrapbook together
  29. Whisper something romantic to your spouse in a crowded room.
  30. Leave a note for your spouse about a “remember when” moment; try to recreate the scene at home.
  31. Have a candlelight picnic in the back yard.
  32. Perfume the bed sheets.
  33. Serve breakfast in bed.
  34. Reminisce through old photo albums
  35. Share a homemade milkshake with two straws.
  36. Go on a photo shoot with your spouse, taking photos of them
  37. Take the TV outside and do a drive in with nachos/popcorn.
  38. Watch local for local or high school plays and get dressed up and go
  39. Buy a kiddies pool and go for a poor man’s swim/hot tub
  40. Dedicate a song to him/her over the radio.
  41. Make your spouse a favorite love song CD
  42. On your anniversary, renew your wedding vows with family and friends.
  43. Have a hot bubble bath ready for him/her at the end of a long day.
  44. Tenderly touch your spouse as you pass one another around the house.
  45. Reminisce about your first date.
  46. Build a little fire in the grill and make smores and have a thermos full of hot chocolate or coffee.
  47. Attend a sporting event you’ve never been to together. (a lot of local high school events)
  48. Create your own special holiday – May 3 for me.
  49. By a special blend of coffee/tea and wake your spouse up real early to watch the sunrise.
  50. Go fishing with some cane poles just to talk
  51. Make a photo map (photos of the route) for your spouse or someplace, with a picture of a clock set to the time, and be there with a picnic basket / bottle of wine.
  52. After everyone else goes to bed go outside and share a packet of hostess cupcakes.
  53. Go for a walk in the rain with your spouse.
  54. Go to a cemetery at night on a ghost hunt
  55. Order some Chinese and feed each other with chop sticks.
  56. Serenade her from an open outside window.
  57. Get a blanket and lay on the ground looking at the stars
  58. Make a table garden together (typically $10.00)
  59. Watch the newspaper for free events happening locally. They have car shows, concerts, bike nights, etc.
  60. Go to a flea market and have a set price ($10.00) to perchance the other the nicest gift you can find
  61. Watch local theaters for $2.00 movie night. Typically there older releases and are offered during the week.
  62. Make a slide show with digital photos and play some relaxing music and reminisce
  63. Have a NO TV night… play board games, cards, or dance around the house
  64. Go to library or bookstore and pick up logic game / riddles book.
  65. Take a hometown tour. Many Chambers of Commerce have walking tours or tape-guided car tours.
  66. Visit the fanciest hotel in your area. Tour its public places; enjoy the harpist in the lobby. Soak up the ambiance.
  67. Take a “Magical Mystery Tour.” All you need is a car and a coin. Each time you come to an intersection, flip the coin.  Heads, you turn right; tails, you turn left.  See where you end up. See if you can find your way back.
  68. Go parking. Drive to a scenic overlook and enjoy the view from inside your car (in cold or rainy weather) or outside (in warmer weather). Take along some refreshments or some romantic music, and make a night of it.
  69. Go out for ice cream. Just get a single dip cone and set there and talk
  70. Go to public library and check out a copy of a civil war journal and read to each other the entries.
  71. Photo contest. Each person gets to take 10 photos. Print or load on a computer and view what attracted the other person
  72. Together go out in a busy part of town and photograph strangers. Ask permission of course.
  73. Create a blog together…
  74. Go to dinner at McDonalds and order a single meal and share, then go to Burger King and do the same thing.
  75. We bought a “Mr. Bill” figurine about 5 ½ inches tall and take him around and do photos with him.
  76. Take a flashlight and go on a night walk through the woods. Everything changes at night!
  77. Go Camping, just a tent, sleeping bag, light, and your dinner.

Maybe not for some but we’ve rode around the night before garbage day a tried to see which one could spot the best treasure.  We’ve actually found some pretty cool things!

Hattie My German Shepherd

German ShepherdHattie My German Shepherd.  She has destroyed my pepper, swimming pool liner, planter pots, shoes, 5 hoses, pool floaties, ate my daughters 4 wheeler seat, and much more. She is one destructive dog, but we still love her. 

Since I was small I’ve always wanted a German Shepherd dog. We have had a few over the years but some didn’t work out. 

Our first shepherd was Duke. Duke was a male and a gorgeous dog. We lived in a subdivision and Duke grew into a huge dog. We had a 4-foot chain link fence installed and he could easily jump over that. A friend of our with a lot of property had always wanted him so we finally broke down and let her have him.

Dakota was next. Dakota was an awesome dog but as she grew so did her energy. She kept barking and barking and the neighbors complained so we finally felt bad and gave her to my sister law. We tried everything to quieten her down.

We moved to a home with 2 acres of property. So we got another one and named her Ziva. Ziva was a good dog with a very good temperament.  Unfortunately, she had some skin disease and after spending a lot of money on her was told there was really nothing to do for her. We had to put her down and she was a young dog. That broke our hearts.

Hattie, The German Shepherd

So, for my 52 Birthday, my wife and kids bought me, Hattie. I named her after Hattie McDaniels. She is a brat, to say it nicely. She is a beautiful dog and aggravates everyone and everything. Yes, she chews and aggravates our pig to death but she isn’t going anywhere. She is in her second training session and is about 1 1/2 years old so hopefully, she’ll calm down soon. lol

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