Category: Rich’s Rambles

A commercial promoting pork says:

“PUT SOME PORK ON YOUR FORK” The MAYOR REFUSES TO REMOVE PORK FROM SCHOOL CAFETERIA MENU AND EXPLAINS WHY:

Muslim parents demanded the abolition of pork in all the school canteens of a Montreal suburb.

The mayor of the Montreal suburb of Dorval has refused, and the town clerk sent a note to all parents to explain why.

“Muslims must understand that they have to adapt to Canada and Quebec, its customs, its traditions, and its way of life, because that’s where they chose to immigrate.

“Muslims must understand that they have to integrate and learn to live in Quebec. “They must understand that it is for them to change their lifestyle, not the Canadians who, so generously, welcomed them.

“Muslims must understand that Canadians are neither racist nor xenophobic.Canada accepted many immigrants before Muslims showed up (whereas the reverse is not true, in that Muslim states do not accept non-Muslim immigrants).”

“Just like other nations, Canadians are not willing to give up their identity or their culture.

“And, if Canada is a land of welcome, it’s not the Mayor of Dorval who welcomes foreigners, but the Canadian-Quebecois people as a whole.

“Finally, they must understand that in Canada ( Quebec ) with its Judeo-Christian roots, Christmas trees, churches and religious festivals, religion must remain in the private domain.”

The municipality of Dorval was right to refuse any concessions to Islam and Sharia.

“For Muslims who disagree with secularism and do not feel comfortable in Canada, there are 57 beautiful Muslim countries in the world, most of them under-populated and ready to receive them with open halal arms in accordance with Sharia.

“If you left your country for Canada, and not for other Muslim countries, it is because you have considered that life is better in Canada than
elsewhere. We will not let you drag Canada down to the level of those 57 countries.

“Ask yourself this question – just once: “Why is it better here in Canada than where you came from?”

“A canteen with pork on the menu is part of the answer.”

If you came to Canada with the idea that you will displace us with your prolific propagation and eventually take over the country, you should pack up and go back to the country you came from. We have no room here for you and your ideology.

Your Everyday Freedom is Not Free, Your Military Paid For It!

Hey, I’m setting up a collaboration where 7 people get 1 night each per week. You talk about whatever you want, add to a conversation or start a new one. We’ll introduce the next person and build traffic for our own channels. You talk for about 5 minutes and can follow the previous topic or start a new topic. We do it for a year and see how it goes. I figure we will all make 6 new friends on youtube over the year. If you’re interested in the project let me know?

You may have noticed the re-organization of the website. That’s because I’ve simply combined 3 sites into one. At the time 3 sites seemed a great idea, but too much work for someone with only a few hours a week to devote to them. So I decided to focus on 1 site and just mix all the content together and it’s ME. The other sites, Signalforty.com and richardelzey.com focused on different parts of myself, but CyberHobo, one of my first sites (19 years old (9-9-99)) represented the fantasy me.

Well, I’ve always like the symbolism of the Hobo, so CyberHobo.com was the final choice. If you mix me up, that is who I am. I’m a man who loves the freedom of the old Hobos (traveling) and capturing small fractions of seconds of time. I am getting older, grumpier, and ornerier every day.

But… “We’re BACK from the long HIATUS”

1. Do the FUCKING work. Don’t be lazy.
2. Stop FUCKING waiting, it’s time
3. Rely on yourself. The Universe doesn’t give a FUCK
4. Be FUCKING practical. Success is no a theory.
5. Be productive early. Don’t FUCK around all day
6. Don’t be a FUCKING baby, Life is hard. Get on with it.
7. Don’t hang out with FUCKTARDS.
8. Don’t FUCKING waste energy on shit you can’t control.
9. Stop bullshitting, It’s FUCKING embarrassing.
10. Stop being a FUCKING people-pleaser. It’s sad.
11. Stop putting toxic shit in your body, it’s FUCKING stupid
12. Stop doing the same FUCKING thing and hoping shit will change.

Hattie My German Shepherd.  She has destroyed my pepper, swimming pool liner, planter pots, shoes, 5 hoses, pool floaties, ate my daughters 4 wheeler seat, and much more. She is one destructive dog, but we still love her. 

Since I was small I’ve always wanted a German Shepherd dog. We have had a few over the years but some didn’t work out. 

Our first shepherd was Duke. Duke was a male and a gorgeous dog. We lived in a subdivision and Duke grew into a huge dog. We had a 4-foot chain link fence installed and he could easily jump over that. A friend of our with a lot of property had always wanted him so we finally broke down and let her have him.

Dakota was next. Dakota was an awesome dog but as she grew so did her energy. She kept barking and barking and the neighbors complained so we finally felt bad and gave her to my sister law. We tried everything to quieten her down.

We moved to a home with 2 acres of property. So we got another one and named her Ziva. Ziva was a good dog with a very good temperament.  Unfortunately, she had some skin disease and after spending a lot of money on her was told there was really nothing to do for her. We had to put her down and she was a young dog. That broke our hearts.

Hattie, The German Shepherd

So, for my 52 Birthday, my wife and kids bought me, Hattie. I named her after Hattie McDaniels. She is a brat, to say it nicely. She is a beautiful dog and aggravates everyone and everything. Yes, she chews and aggravates our pig to death but she isn’t going anywhere. She is in her second training session and is about 1 1/2 years old so hopefully, she’ll calm down soon. lol

Cheapskate travelers will find no shortage of tips on how to travel cheap and on a budget. They learn the best time of year to book flights, how to rent out your home while gone, hobo websites that promise half-off on flights by being on standby at 2:45 am, and so forth. But the ultimate cheap travel move? Don’t pay. For anything… travel like a Hobo, The Ultimate Adventure

1. Remain calm. The second you begin to realize that you might be witnessing a UFO, your heart might start racing. Take a deep breath and keep your eyes on the mysterious object.

2. Look at your watch. It’s important that you make note of the exact time that you’ve witnessed this event so that it can be checked to see if anyone viewed a similar phenomenon at the same time.

3. Observe as many details as you can. Of particular value to the agencies involved are these observations:
○  what the object did
○  how many of them were observed
○  what shape and color they were
○  if there were lights on the object
○  if the object left a trail
○  if there was an aura or haze around the object
○  if the object emitted other objects
○  if the object emitted beams
○  if the object changed color
○  if the object landed
○  if the object made a sound
○  if there were aircraft in the vicinity, or aircraft chasing the object
○  if there were electrical or magnetic effects, such as a car engine stopping

4. Note the time when the sighting concluded (i.e. you stopped seeing any unusual, inexplicable phenomena). It’s very easy to lose track of time when you are confronted with an unfamiliar situation, so be sure to check a watch or clock as soon as you can after the incident and estimate how long the sighting lasted.

5. Immediately write down what you witnessed, including the details noted above. Be sure to include the time, location, weather information, approximate size, and information about other witnesses if appropriate. Try to draw a rough visual representation of what you saw while it is fresh in your mind.

6. Report the sighting to the appropriate agencies. A UFO witness can report a sighting to the following organizations:
○  Local law enforcement agencies.
○  National UFO Reporting Center
○  Mutual UFO Network
○  Center for UFO Studies

Sometimes we see a Hobo with dead black eyes
We think to ourselves, how sad he must be

This truth is he’s burned out from all the excitement and joy
You see he has seen all there is to see, not known by you and me

He’s just recharging to go on another Adventure
He’s not one to pity, it is us that he pities, as he looks up and says, more coffee please.