CyberHobo Drinks

Drink making is not rocket science. Changing the ingredients isn’t going to cause the drink to explode or create a time warp. You like it with extra Kahlua? Go for it. You want a Mudslide on the rocks instead of up? You da MAN (or, woman, as the case may be). Drinking is an art form, and every artist should be granted some amount of creative license. I don’t make any claim as having tried these drinks, nor do I make any assurances that they don’t taste like gasoline strained through Mike Tyson’s underwear. Besides, taste is all a matter of… well… taste. Apparently, SOMEONE liked them, or they wouldn’t have names.

Also, unless otherwise noted, these drinks will benefit greatly from being shaken before consumed, unless a large part of the drink consists of carbonation (anything with bubbles in it), which will only create a huge mess if you try to shake it. When juice is required, fresh is always preferable, but not imperative. And, as with all things, if you don’t like the drink, try adding more alcohol. Experiment and get crazy

ABE’S TROPICAL NIGHT IN HELL: 2 parts vodka, 2 parts creme de banana, 2 parts Godiva, 1 part grenadine. Rocks.

ABSOLUT ROYAL FUCK: 2 parts Crown Royal, 1 part Absolut Kurant, 1 part peach schnapps, splash cranberry, splash pineapple juice. Strained.

ABSOLUT STRESS #1: 1 part Absolut, 1 part Malibu, 1 part peach schnapps, 2 parts orange juice, 2 parts pineapple juice, 2 parts cranberry juice. Rocks.

ACAPULCO ZOMBIE: 1 shot vodka, 1 shot tequila, 1 shot rum, dash white creme de menthe, orange juice, grapefruit juice. Rocks.

ACID COOKIE: 1 part Rumple Minze, 1 part Bailey’s, 1 part butterscotch schnapps, 1 part Bacardi 151, splash cream. Strained.

ADIOS MOTHERFUCKER: 1 part vodka, 1 part rum, 1 part tequila, 1 part gin, 1 part blue curacao, 4 parts sweet/sour, 4 parts 7 up. Rocks.

AK-47: “fill shot glass three quarters with Stroh rum top up with aftershock and add a few drops of Tabasco sauce” (submitted by a visitor)

ALABAMA SLAMMER: 2 parts amaretto, 2 parts Southern Comfort, 1 part sloe gin, splash of lemon juice. On the rocks or strained.

ALEXANDER: 2 parts gin, 2 parts creme de cacao, 2 parts half-and-half. Strained. Sprinkle nutmeg on top.

ALIEN URINE SAMPLE: Equal parts Midori, peach schnapps, Malibu, creme de banana, splash club soda, sweet/sour. Strained. Float a little blue curacao on top.

ALL JACKED UP: 2 parts Jack Daniel’s, 1 part sloe gin, 1 part Midori, 1 part pineapple juice. Strained.

ALLIES: 2 parts gin, 2 parts dry vermouth, dash of Jagermeister. Rocks.

ALLIGATOR PISS: Equal parts Midori, peach schnapps, Southern Comfort, Amaretto, splash sweet and sour. Strained.

ALMOND JOY: Equal parts Amaretto and white creme de cacao, cream. Strained.

ALMOST HEAVEN: 2 parts Absolut Kurant, 1 part Amaretto, 1 part Chambord, splash pineapple juice, splash cranberry juice. Rocks.

AMARETTO STINGER: 4 parts amaretto, 2 parts white creme de menthe. Strained.

ANTI-FREEZE: 1 part Midori, 2 parts Absolut Citron, 2 parts Sprite. Strained.

AQUARIUS SPECIAL: “Put some ice, the Southern Comfort, a little of both lime and lemon juice, more maracuja (passion fruit juice) than orange juice, the grenadine and some of the whipped cream into the blender. Blend. Pour into a Cognac-shape glass, along with crushed ice. Should ideally be something like 0.4l, look kinda red-like and taste a bit like strawberries. Hitting the right proportions only comes with time.” (sent in by Jan)

B-52: Equal parts Kahlua, Bailey’s, Grand Marnier. Layered. Or strained. Go ahead and layer it if you have nothing better to do.

BABY ASPIRIN: Equal parts orange juice, sweet/sour, triple sec, raspberry schnapps. Strained.

BABY GUINNESS: Fill shot glass almost to top with Kahlua. Slowly pour in Bailey’s to give it a “head.”

BAKER: “1/3 beer, 1/3 Coke, 1/3 MD 20/20” (anonymous)

BALTIMORE ZOO: 1 part rum, 1 part gin, 1 part triple sec, 2 oz. cranberry juice, 2 oz. beer. Rocks.

BARBARY COAST: 2 parts light rum, 1 part gin, 1 part scotch, 1 part white creme de cacao, 1 part half-and-half. Strained.

BAY BREEZE: 2 oz. vodka, 2 oz. cranberry juice, 2 oz. pineapple juice. Rocks.

BEACHBUM: 4 parts light rum, 1.5 parts triple sec, 1.5 parts lime juice, dash of grenadine. Strained. Sugar-rimmed glass.

BEER BUSTER: bottle of beer, 2 ounces frozen 100-proof vodka, few dashes of Tabasco sauce. Stir gently.

BENNETT: 4 parts gin, 1 part lime juice, sugar, 3 dashes bitters. Strained.

BERMUDA HIGHBALL: 3 parts gin, 2 parts brandy, 2 parts dry vermouth, sparkling water, lemon twist. Rocks.

BETWEEN THE SHEETS: 4 parts brandy, 3 parts light rum, 1 part white Curacao, 1 part lemon juice. Strained.

BEVERLY HILLS: 4 parts triple sec, 2 parts cognac, 1 part Kahlua. Strained.

BISHOP: 4 parts orange juice, 4 parts lemon juice, sugar, red wine, orange and lemon slice. Rocks.

BLACKOUT: “EQUALL PARTS JACK DANIELS, CROWN ROYAL, JOHNY WALKER RED, AND SMALL SPLASH GINGER ALE” (from Tom Lynch)

BLACK RUSSIAN: 2 parts vodka, 2 parts Kahlua. Rocks.

BLACK STEALTH BOMBER: “1/2 shot Razzmatazz, 1/2 shot Blue Curacao, 1 shot Bacardi 151, splash OJ, splash Cranberry, shake with ice to chill and strain into a rocks glass – shoot it.” (from Michael Ragsdale)

BLOODTHIRSTY MARIA: “2 shots Sauza Hornitos, 1 tsp Coarse ground Horseradish, 1 tsp Tabasco Habanero or freshly pureed habanero, 4oz V8 Spicy, splash fresh squeezed lime juice, dash of celery salt. Shaken. Rocks. Served with a celery stalk.” (from Chrome)

BLOODY BREW: 4 parts vodka, 6 parts beer, 8 parts tomato juice, dash salt, pickle spear. Rocks.

BLOODY NOSE: 1 oz vodka, 1 oz light rum, 1 oz triple sec, 1/2 oz grenadine, 3 oz sprite. Rocks.

BLOW JOB: “1 part banana liquor 1 part kahlua topped with whipped cream…in a double shot glass and ya gotta drink it with no hands!” (from Missy)

BLUE CARNATION: 1 shot vodka, 1 shot creme de cocoa, 1 shot blue caracao and Milk (sent anonymously)

BLUE LAGOON: 2 parts vodka, 2 parts Blue Curacao, 2 parts Southern Comfort, 2 parts sweet and sour, top with 7-up. Rocks.

BLUE MARGARITA: 4 parts white tequila, 2 parts blue Curacao, 1/2 oz. triple sec, 3 parts lime juice. Shaken Rocks.

BLUE MARTINI: “parrot bay rum,island blue plucker,triple sec,cranberry juice” (from jal6871)

BLUE MOON: 4 parts gin, 1 part blue Curacao. Strained. Lemon twist.

BLUE MOON 2: “1 part blue curacao, 2 parts of vodka, 1 part lime juice, 1 part cointreau, you can add another shot of vodka, making 3 in all, this will blow your head offfffff,” (from Paula)

BLUE MOUNTAIN: 4 parts dark rum, 2 parts vodka, 2 parts Kahlua, 8 parts orange juice. Strained.

BOILERMAKER: Beer, shot of whiskey. Drop the shot in. If only all drinks were as easy…

BOSTON SIDECAR: 3 parts light rum, 1 part brandy, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lemon juice. Strained.

BOSTON TEA PARTY: 1 part rum, 1 part gin, 1 part vodka, 2 parts sweet/sour, shake, top with 1 part Tia Maria and 1 part Grand Marnier and splash coke. Rocks.

BOURBON AND BRANCH: 6 parts single-barrel bourbon, 4 parts bottled water. Rocks or straight up.

BOURBON SATIN: 3 parts bourbon, 2 parts white creme de cacao, 2 parts half-and-half. Strained.

BRANDY ALEXANDER: 3 parts brandy, 3 parts creme de cacao, 3 parts half-and-half. Strained.

BRAVE BULL: 4 parts silver tequila, 2 parts Kahlua. Rocks. Lemon twist.

BROWN COW: Kahlua and Milk. Rocks. (anonymous)

BUTTERY NIPPLE: See STIFF DICK.

CACAO STINGER: “1 part Creme de Cacao, 1 part Brandy. Strain” (from Hollie)

CALIMOCHO: “Half cheap red wine, half coca-cola, ice. Great for drinking games.” (from Danielito)

CAR BOMB: half pint of Guinness, shot glass – half Bailey’s Irish Cream, half Jameson. Like a boilermaker – drop the shot in.

CARAMEL APPLE – 2 parts Apple Pucker, 2 parts butterscotch schnapps. Strained.

CHAPALA: 4 parts gold tequila, 1 part triple sec, 4 parts orange juice, 2 parts lime juice, 1 part grenadine. Rocks.

CHERRY BOMB: “1 Jar of cherries (any size),151 RUM. Pour in to glass half or all of the cherry juice.(your choice) Fill the sapce with the rum. Let it sit for at least 24 hrs. Use the left over juice for shots put a cherry in the bottom of a shot glass add 50/50 juice and rum. Get bombed The cherries make a great garnish for any drink or you can just eat them.” (from Harbin G.)

CHI-CHI: 4 parts light rum, 1 part blackberry brandy, pineapple juice. Float brandy on top. Rocks.

CHOCOLATE RUM: 4 parts light rum, 2 parts dark creme de cacao, 2 parts white creme de menthe, 1 part 151-proof rum, 2 parts half-and-half. Rocks.

COCO CHANEL: 3 parts gin, 3 parts Kahlua, 3 parts half-and-half. Strained.

COMMONWEALTH COCKTAIL: 4 parts Canadian whiskey, 1 part Grand Marnier, fresh lemon juice, orange twist. Rocks.

CONEY ISLAND BABY: 4 parts peppermint schnapps, 2 parts dark creme de cacao, soda water. Rocks.

CONTINENTAL COCKTAIL: 4 parts light rum, 1 part green creme de menthe, 1 part lime juice, sugar. Strained.

COOL COLONEL: 4 parts bourbon, 2 parts Southern Comfort, 8 parts strong iced tea, 1 part lemon juice, sugar, soda water, lemon twist. Rocks.

COSMOPOLITAN: 4 parts vodka, 2 parts triple sec, 2 parts cranberry juice, 1 part lime juice. Strained.

COWGIRL COCKSUCKER: See STIFF DICK.

CREAMSICLE: 4 parts vanilla liqueur, 8 parts orange juice, 4 parts half-and-half, orange slice. Rocks.

CUBA LIBRE: rum and coke with a lime. Real tough.

CUBAN SPECIAL: 4 parts light rum, dash triple sec, 2 parts lime juice, pineapple juice. Pineapple spear if available. Strained.

DAMN GOOD CIDER: “Three parts apple cider (don’t skimp and use juice!) to one part Hot DAMN! cinnamon shnapps (AfterShock will work, too), heated in a crock pot with fresh cloves and cinnamon sticks. Serve garnished with a cinnamon stick and maybe a dollop of whipped cream, if you like that sort of thing. Just as tasty as the spiced wine people serve around holiday time, but with more of a Kick.” (from Ky)

DAMN THE WEATHER: 4 parts gin, dash sweet vermouth, dash triple sec, 1 part orange juice. Strained.

DARK AND STORMY: “Gosslings dark rum and Ginger beer. add rum to taste.” (anonymous)

DARK RUSSIAN: “Equal Parts of Vodka and Kahlua. Fill with Chocolate Milk. Rocks.” (from Mark Swain)

DERO JUICE: “metho 20 parts metho, 1 parts lime, on the rocks, caution, will cause blindness and death. dont drink much. better still dont drink any, also will flame well.” (from Jack Graham)

DIRTY MOTHER: 1 Part Tequila, 1 Part Kahlua, Topped with Bailey’s. Rocks.

DIRTY OLD MAN: 2 1/2 oz Malibu rum, 1 oz cranberry juice, 3 oz pineapple juice, 1/2 oz grenadine. Rocks.

DISHWATER: “Glass of soda water, Add lemon juice extract, 1 oz Scotch” (anonymous)

DR. MINZE: “Simply mix Rumple Minze with Dr. Pepper.” (anonymous)

DUCK FART: “1 part bailey’s irish cream, 1 part Kahlua , 1 part crown royal. mix with ice strain into large shot glass.. slam away” (from Scott S., Cadillac, MI)

EARTHQUAKE: “”2 Shots Bombay Sapphire Gin, 2 Shots Whiskey, 2 Shots Pernod” Horrible but does the trick in record time!” (from PT)

ETHNIC CLEANSER: Mix equal portions of 151 and Jagermeister. Sip or serve in shot form, it doesn’t really matter.

FAT FROG: 1 part malibu, 1 part blue curacao, 2 parts peach schnapps, 1 part lime juice and orange juice. (from JohnC)

FIRE ‘N’ ICE – “1 part Fire Water & 1 part Rumple Minze. Each are 100 proof Both Chilled. Serve as a shot” (from Dave)

FLO-JO’S RUM AND COKE – 2 Oz. Bacardi 151, 3/4 to 1 oz Parrot Bay, 12 oz. Coca-Cola, serve over lots of Ice (from Benjamin “Flo-Jo) Florence)

FLYING DEER: 4 ice cubes, 4 parts Jagermeister, 1 part Red Bull (from Raf)

FLYING EGGROLL: Equal parts 151, 99 bananas, amaretto, & razzmatazz. Fill w/ 7up,sweet&sour, oj, cranberry, splash pineapple. serve in BIG fuckin’ glass. Go to sleep. (from cmill)

FORT LAUDERDALE: 4 parts light rum, 1 part sweet vermouth, 2 parts lime juice, 2 parts orange juice, orange slice. Rocks.

FUCK ME UPSIDE DOWN TILL I’M BLUE: 1 part Southern Comfort, 1 part Malibu, splash orange juice, splash pineapple juice, rim the glass with blue Curacao. Shaken. (from Penny)

FUDPUCKER: 1 shot of Kalua, 1 8 0z Buttermilk. Pour chilled Buttermilk into tall glass. Add Kalua, stir. (from Brad at “The Green Parrot”)

G-SPOT: 1 oz Stolichnaya, 1 oz Grand Marnier, 1 1/2 oz cranberry juice. Rocks.

GAIO HURRICANE: “6 oz Everclear, 12 grams of Gaio Tagatose natural sweetener, Lemon zest to tast” (from “Hurricane” Gaio)

GAYSIAN: Equal parts Midori, Malibu, Absolut Citron, and pineapple juice. Strained, cherry at bottom of glass. (submitted by Katherine)

GENTLE BEN: 4 parts white tequila, 2 parts vodka, 2 parts gin, 8 parts orange juice, dash sloe gin, orange slice. Rocks.

GENTLE BULL: 4 parts white tequila, 2 parts Kahlua, 3 parts half-and-half. Strained.

GILLIGAN’S ISLAND: 1 part vodka, 1 part peach schnapps, 3 parts orange juice, 3 parts cranberry. Rocks.

GIMLET: 6 parts gin, 2 parts lime juice. Strained.

GIN AND TING: “Straight from Jamaica: there’s a grapefruit soda from Jamaica called Ting (very refreshing). Mix this one the way you would a rum and coke (to taste; the Ting takes down the bite of the gin). If you can’t find Ting, Fresca will do. Rocks.” (from Ky)

GODFATHER: 4 parts scotch, 2 parts amaretto. Rocks.

GODMOTHER: 4 parts vodka, 2 parts amaretto. Rocks.

GOLDEN SLAP: 1/2 oz Goldshager, 1/2 oz Sambuca. Mix both in a shooter… (from GlenPA)

GRAND OCCASION: 4 parts light rum, 1 part Grand Marnier, 1 part white creme de cacao, 1 part lemon juice. Strained.

GRASSHOPPER: 4 parts green creme de menthe, 4 parts white creme de cacao, 4 parts half-and-half. Strained.

GRATEFUL DEAD: “1 part Tequila, 1 part Vodka, 1 part Light Rum, 1 part Gin, 1 part Chambord Raspberry Liqueur” (from Trick2626)

GREYHOUND: vodka and grapefruit juice. Another stumper.

HALLEY’S COMFORT: 4 parts Southern Comfort, 4 parts peach schnapps, soda water, lemon slice. Rocks.

HARVEY WALLBANGER: 1-1/4 oz vodka, 1/2 oz Galliano, 3 oz. orange juice. Rocks.

HAWAIIAN ORANGE BLOSSOM: 4 parts gin, 2 parts triple sec, 4 parts orange juice, 2 parts pineapple juice. Strained.

HAWAIIAN PUNCH: 2 parts Southern Comfort, 2 parts Amaretto, 2 parts vodka, 2 parts lime juice, 1 part pineapple juice, 1 part orange juice, 2 parts grenadine. Rocks or strained.

HELL RAZOR: 1 oz vodka, peach schnapps, 1/2 oz Bacardi 151, 4 oz oj, splash seltzer. Rocks.

HOP, SKIP AND GO NAKED: “1 fifth vodka, 12 beers, 1 lemonade from concentrate, 2 liters of Sprite. Mix, enjoy” (from Scott)

HORNY BULL: 2 oz Cuervo Gold, 3 oz orange juice, 1 oz lemonade, 1/2 oz grenadine. Rocks.

HORNY MARTINI: “Muddle two lime wedges, cilantro, ice and a pinch of sugar, 1 1/4 oz. Sauza Hornitos Tequila, 1/4 oz Harlequin orange liquer. Shake the fuck out of it and strain into a frozen martini glass with a sugared rim. It’s almost florescent green and tastes mildly like an apple. We sell tons of them at my bar.” (from Stephen Paulson)

HOT PANTS: 4 parts silver tequila, 1 part peppermint schnapps, 1 part grapefruit juice, sugar. Rocks, salted rim.

HURRICANE GAIO: “5 PARTS OF GREY GOOSE,I PART OF AMMERETTO, ONE PART OF ORANGE DRINK WITH TAGATOSE-GAIO” (from Seawolf)

ICE PICK: vodka and iced tea, lemon wedge. Rocks.

INCREDIBLE HULK: “2oz hennessey,2 oz hypnotic over ice” (from Bri)

IRISH CAR BOMB: A shot half Bailey’s, half Jameson Irish whiskey, dropped into a half-pint of Guinness Stout. Drink fast before the cream curdles.

IRISH COFFEE: 4 parts Irish whiskey, hot black coffee, whipped cream, sugar. Do I really have to tell you not on the rocks?

JAIME’S SECRET SURPRISE: “1 bottle of vodka, 1 bottle of orange crush, 1 packet of Cherry Kool-Aid mix. You may use as much vodka as you like, (the more the better). Add orange crush and kool aid mix. Stir all together, and serve over ice. The surprise, have three glasses and you are fucked up. Thanks Jaime, glad out of that DePaul Education, you came away with a great drink!!!” (from Gayle, submitted on behalf of Jaime)

JAMAICA EGG CREAM: 4 parts dark rum, 2 parts gin, 2 parts half-and-half, dash lemon juice, sugar, soda water. Rocks. STIR.

JAMAICA GLOW: 4 parts gin, 1 part red wine, dash dark rum, 1 part orange juice. Strained.

JAMAICAN 10-SPEED: 2 parts Malibu rum, 2 parts Midori, 4 parts pineapple juice, dash half-and-half. Strained.

JOE PETE’S NIGHTMARE: “1 Part Jagermeister, 1 Part 151, 1 Part EverClear, 4 Parts Cola. Standby for the Hurl.” (from Joe’s buddy Mike)

KAMIKAZE: 6 parts vodka, dash triple sec, dash lime juice. Strained.

KG-10: “1/2 Shot each Vodka & Gin, 1 shot of peach sirup, A dash of pineaple juice, A dash of grenadine. Shake it well” (From Lawrence T.)

KRETCHMA COCKTAIL: 4 parts vodka, 3 parts white creme de cacao, 2 parts lemon juice, 2 dashes grenadine. Strained.

KYOTO COCKTAIL: 4 parts gin, 2 parts Midori, 1 part dry vermouth, dash lemon juice. Strained.

LADY BE GOOD: 4 parts brandy, 1 part white creme de menthe, 1 part sweet vermouth. Strained.

LETHAL LEMONADE: This makes A LOT, it’s for big parties. Take a small Coleman cooler with a spigot on the bottom. Pour in a half gallon of vodka. Then, make a gallon of pink lemonade and dump that in too. Then, throw in 2 cups of sugar. Finally, add 3-4 12oz cans of Coors Light and a couple bags of ice. No shit, it actually tastes great. Like sparkling lemonade. But, it packs a wallop. Take it from the guy that started at 4 in the afternoon and passed out sitting on a stool at about 7:30… (submitted by Nick, thanks to Ron)

LITTLE DEVIL: 4 parts gin, 3 parts light rum, 2 parts triple sec, 2 parts lemon juice. Strained.

LITTLE GREEN MOTHERFUCKER: 2 parts vodka, 2 parts Midori, 1 part triple sec. Strained.

LITTLE HITLER: “One shot wild turkey, mixed with one shot Rumplemintz. (courtesy of “The wheel”, Oswego, NY.”)

LIQUID COCAINE: “1/3oz Goldshlager, 1/3oz Yagermister, 1/3oz Bacardi 151. Server in a shot glass strait or chilled to prference” (from Andrew Miller)

LIQUID CRACK: “mix four cans of frozen lemonade, a bottle of vodka and a 16-pack case of beer in an icechest..enough for the whole party” (from Sinful Kisses)

LIQUID MARIJUANA – “2 parts apple pucker 2 parts sweet/sour, 1 part parot bay, 1/2 blue curacao strained or rocks” (from Stoney)

LYNCHBURG LEMONADE: Equal parts Jack Daniel’s, triple sec, sweet and sour, fill with 7up. Rocks.

MADRAS: 2 oz. vodka, 2 oz. cranberry juice, 2 oz. orange juice. Rocks.

MANHATTAN: 2 parts bourbon, 1 part sweet vermouth, dash cherry juice. Strained. Garnish with cherry. Dry vermouth may be substituted.

MARGARITA: 6 parts tequila, 2 parts triple sec, 4 parts lime juice. Rocks, salted rim. Lime wedge.

MATADOR: 4 parts gold tequila, 1 part triple sec, 6 parts pineapple juice, 2 parts lime juice. Strained.

MELON BALL: 4 parts vodka, 4 parts Midori, 8 parts pineapple juice. Rocks.

MEXICANA: 4 parts silver tequila, 4 parts pineapple juice, 2 parts lime juice, dash grenadine. Rocks.

MEXICAN COFFEE: 4 parts gold tequila, 1 part Kahlua, hot black coffee, whipped cream.

MEYERS’ INFUSION: 3 vanilla beans, 3 cinnamon sticks. Uncap a full bottle of Meyers’ Dark Rum. Pour out (drink, you fool) a little of the rum, enough to make up for the displacement of the vanilla and cinnamon. Drop the vanilla beans and cinnamon sticks into the bottle and cap it. Put it in a nice, dark cupboard for six months, somewhere you won’t be tempted to crack it open when you run out of booze at 2 a.m. After six months, drink it like candy.

MIAMI BEACH COCKTAIL: 4 parts scotch, 3 parts dry vermouth, 4 parts grapefruit juice. Rocks.

MIKE’S CHOCOLATE MILK: 1/2 a cup of everclear and the other half pre-mixed mudslide (whatever kind you prefer) than add ice. (from g-money)

MONGOLIAN MOTHERFUCKER: “1 part Absolut Vodka, 1 part Kahlua Coffee Liqueur, 1 part Melon Liqueur, 1 part Creme de Bananes, 1 part Southern Comfort, 1 splash Sweet and Sour Mix, 1 splash Sprite, 1 squirt Grenadine” (from Trick2626)

MONKEY FUCKER: “1 part vodka, 1 part banana liqueur and 2 parts pineapple juice.” (from Rich the Bitch)

MOUNDS BAR: 1 part Malibu (coconut) rum, 1 part white creme de cacao, 1 part dark creme de cacao, 2 parts half-and-half. Strained.

MUDSLIDE: equal parts vodka, Kahlua, and Bailey’s Irish Cream. Strained.

N-17: “tia maria, baileys & absinthe, layered in a shot glass. light it, and drink it from the bottom with a short straw. mind blowing.” (from SPF)

NINOTCHKA: 4 parts vodka, 2 parts white creme de cacao, 1 part lemon juice. Strained.

O.J.’s WEAPON: “1/4 pint of fresh orange juice, 1 can of sprite, 10 drops of lemon juice and at least 4 shots of vodka” (from Big Hairy Abdomenal Mess)

PANAMA COCKTAIL: 4 parts brandy, 3 parts white creme de cacao, 3 parts half and half. Strained.

PEPPERMINT PATTY: 4 parts white creme de cacao, 4 parts white creme de menthe, 2 parts half-and-half. Strained.

PERFECT MARTINI: 6 parts dry gin, dash dry vermouth, dash sweet vermouth, olive. Strained.

PERFECT MANHATTAN: 4 parts bourbon, 1 part sweet vermouth, 1 part dry vermouth, dash cherry juice. Strained. Garnish with cherry.

P.J.: “Grab a big cooler. Throw in a half gallon of Everclear, yeah, a half gallon. Then, 4 gallons of Hawaiian Punch. Wedge up some oranges, grapefruit, kiwi, pineapple, or whatever you like. Let it sit for at least a few hours. Serve by the glass with ice, and munch on some of that sweet intoxicating fruit.” (from B @ the beach)

PLANTER’S PUNCH: 4 parts dark rum, 4 parts light rum, 2 parts lime juice, 2 parts sweet and sour, dash triple sec, dash grenadine. Rocks. Fill with soda water.

POLARBEAR: “2oz vodka, glass of milk to taste, two icecubes” (sent anonymously)

PUDGE SURPRISE: Gin, gingerale, cranberry juice, orange juice, ice – fill 1/4 of a cup with cranberry juice, 1/4 with gingerale, 1/4 with orange juice and 1/4 with gin, add a few rocks for chill. (from A. Whit)

PURPLE HOOTER: 2 parts vodka, 2 parts Chambord, 3 parts sweet and sour, 1 part 7-up. Strained.

PUSH-UP: “In a chilled 10oz glass add equal parts beer and orange juice to fill to 3/4 full… Drop in a shot glass full of amaretto… Then kill the whole thing… Tastes just like an orange push-up…” (anonymous)

PUSSY GALORE: 1 part brandy, 1 part whiskey, 1 part Drambuie, served over crushed ice. CAUTION: will flame very well. May also get you laid. (from Kotinka)

P.V.C. – Pulco (lemon juice) + Vodka + Coke (submitted anonymously)

QUITTER: 1 part Maube Soda, 5 part of your cheapest rum, serve with cane or similar stalk if available. The Maube is carbonated and has a beautiful flavour that over powers the sometimes harsh taste and texture of cheap rum, but it then reacts with body heat and protein into a torturous burnt rubber taste that lingers until the next gulp; the oil of cane and other plant stalk softens the aftertaste. Essentially you drink a little and to kill the taste you have to keep drinking until either the intensifying aftertaste make you quit or the alcohol quits for you. (stupidity begins) Doubt the aftertaste of maube? Consider that it is made in a struggling second world courty that has been dumped by EVERY world empire from the turkish to today’s america. heck, the label is in israli, portugeuse, spanish and duka none of which apparently (near as my peers can tell) say the same thing at all. (from ^ – – ^ meow)

RASPBERRY KISS: Equal parts dark creme de cacao (or Godiva liqueur), vodka, Chambord, and Malibu, dash of half-and-half or heavy cream. Strained. A Drunk Bastard Girl Shot original.

RED-HEADED SLUT: 2 parts Jagermeister, 2 parts peach schnapps, cranberry juice. Strained.

REPTILE COOLER: “1/2 oz of Midori, 1/2 oz of Capt. Morgan’s Spiced Rum, Pinapple Juice, and a Splash of Blue Curacao” (from Sonny)

ROOT BEER FLOAT: “1 shot root beer schnapps, 3/4 pint of beer (your choice). Drop shot into pint, slam.” (from Harbin)

ROWDY ROOT BEER: “Mix 1 part Jack Daniels and 1 part Root Beer Schnapps in shot glass. It’s gets you rowdy in a hurry!!” (anonymous)

RUSTY MICK: “2 parts Jameson Irish Whiskey (1708); 1 part Irish Mist; Rocks – this is to a man what a Rusty Nail is to a woman. Erin Go Bragh!!” (from Sean Murphy)

RUSTY NAIL: 2 parts scotch, 1 part Amaretto. Rocks or strained.

SALTY DOG: vodka and grapefruit juice. Salt-rimmed glass. Greyhound… salted rim… dog… salt… get it? I don’t…

SCOOBY SNACK: 2 parts Malibu, 2 parts Midori, 4 parts pineapple juice, splash half and half. Strained.

SCREAMING NAZI: 2 parts Jagermeister, 2 parts Rumpleminze. Shot glass. (from Nicholas)

SCREAMING NAZI II: “equal parts Jagermeister, Rumpleminz, Goldschlager. Shot.” (submitted anonymously)

SEA BREEZE: 2 oz. vodka, 2 oz. cranberry juice, 2 oz. grapefruit juice. Rocks.

SEVERNAYA SWEET: Microwave a tablespoon of honey until it is fluid, shake with a shot of vodka.

SHARKBITE: 2 oz vodka, 4 oz tomato juice, 5 drops tobasco, 5 drops Worcestershire. Rocks. (Sounds like a toned-down Bloody Mary, huh?)

SIDECAR: 4 parts cognac, 1 part Cointreau, 2 parts lemon juice. Strained.

SIDECAR COCKTAIL: 4 parts brandy, 2 parts triple sec, juice of 1/4 lemon. Strained.

SLINGSHOT: 1/2 of Ricard, 1/2 of Blue Curaçao. “Drink it up and keep it in the mouth, than let it go round and round in your mouth for about 2 minutes (only though guys can do that). Swallow it en take breath between your two fingers. (like the way you whistle on your fingers) After this procedure you don’t have any feeling in your mouth, it’s like your at the dentist. You sure have to try it!”

SLOE COMFORT SCREW – UP AGAINST THE WALL: “Serve in hurricane glass: 1 shot Southern Comfort(100 proof), 1 shot Sloe Gin, 1 shot Vox vodka, fill with equal parts orange and pineapple juice, squeeze dash of fresh lime, add speared orange slice and cherry then scream and sigh when its all over!” (from Big Mama In Scottsdale)

SOUTHERN BOKE: “Buckfast, Southern Comfort, Coke. Take 1 bottle of buckfast (preferably Oirish style thats the brown bottle to all u inexperienced freaks) drink half of it from the bottle…..get yer hands on southern comfort…..put in as much southern comfort into the buckfast bottle as you like…….then top it off with coke……put lid back on and gently turn upside down a few time…..turn up right, open lid….drink!!” (from B, Dublin)

SPANISH COFFEE (PORTLAND STYLE): “Sugar rim of heat tempered wine glass, 1/3 oz. Bacardi 151, light on fire spin glass tilted to caramelize sugar on the rim, throw in a pinch of cinnamon and a dash of nutmeg (they will spark), 3/4 oz kahlua, 1/4 oz triple sec, top with coffee, whip cream and a chocolate covered coffee bean.” (from Stephen Paulson)

SPEEDY GONZALES: Equal parts Amaretto and Bailey’s in a shot glass.

SPLASH OF NASH: Equal parts Midori and creme de banana in a shot glass. Drop into a highball glass filled with equal parts cranberry juice and soda water. Slam down in one shot.

STIFF DICK: Equal parts butterscotch schnapps and Bailey’s. Shot. Can be shaken and strained or not. Your choice.

SURFER ON ACID: 2 parts Jagermeister, 2 parts Malibu, pineapple juice. Strained.

SWIMMING POOL: 2 parts vodka, 1 part Triple Sec, splash Blue Curacao, splash lime juice, pour over ice in cocktail shaker, shake well, strain into champagne flutes 3/4 full, top with seltzer.

TBT JUICE: “Everclear, Colt 45, Watermelon Pucker. Have fun” (from Ross Hickok)

THANKSGIVING COCKTAIL: “* 1 1/2 oz Wild Turkey * 1/2 oz Applejack * 1 tsp Rose’s Lime Juice * 4 oz Cranberry juice * Mixing instructions: Fill Collins glass one-half full of ice, add ingredients and stir. Garnish with a lime wedge, if desired.” (anonymous)

THE ONE FROM EUROPE – “Shot of Vodka, half shot of Trip Sec., Lime Wedges, Rock sugar, Ice, something used for crushing ice in a glass. put 5 lime wedges in glass then fill with ice. spoon rock sugar on top of ice. Pour Liquors over Ice then use crusher to crush the ice, limes, liquor, and sugar together. Good for killing taste of alcohol. Insert straw and enjoy.” (from JimmyJames 1166)

THERMONUCLEAR NAPALM: 1/2 jigger 191 proof Golden grain, 1/2 jigger 151 proof Barcardi rum, 1/2 jigger 100 proof Firewater cinnamon schnapps. Pour the 3 1/2 jiggers into a shaker. Serve in shot glasses. Call 911 for the drinker/victim!

THREE WISE MEN II: “This is not really wise, In a shot glass, 1/3 Rumplemintz, 1/3 Jaagermeister, 1/3 Bacardi 151. Take a breath and hold it before you drink, swallow, wait three seconds and then begin breathing again. If you don’t- you’ll choke. Enjoy.” (from Hollie)

THREE WISE MEN CHASING A WILD TURKEY: “Ingredients: 1 oz. Wild Turkey, 1 oz. Jack Daniel’s Whiskey, 1 oz. Jim Beam Bourbon Whiskey, 1 oz. Yukon Jack. Instructions: Pour each ingredient in a separate shot glasses. Slam the Wild Turkey followed by the three other shots. This one will hurt you real fast.” (from LadyNavyVet)

T.K.O.: Equal parts tequila, Kahlua, and Ouzo. Blend. (Did I just say BLEND?!?!) (submitted by Big Mama in Scottsdale)

TOM MIX: bacardi breezer, malibu, lemonade, wkd, baileys and absynthe (submitted anonymously… from a guy named Tom, perhaps?)

TRUE ROMANCE: “3/4 oz. parfait amore, 1/2 oz. vodka, float of Harlequin orange liquer, serve on the rocks in a bucket with a splash of soda.” (from Stephen Paulson)

URINATOR – “3 parts Lemon Vodka, 1 part cranberry juice, 1 part lemon concentrate” (from J-Bro)

VODKA INFUSION: Makes a batch. Take ten navel oranges and ten ruby red grapefruit, whole. Peel and separate into slices. Place fruit into a large Coleman water cooler, or any liquid dispenser that has a spigot. Get four liters of vodka – I use Kamchatka, if you use high-end shit you’re wasting money. Pour the vodka into the container with the fruit. Cap and let sit for three to four weeks. The fruit will NOT rot. You may serve it on the rocks, or mix with fruit juice. Tastes like ambrosia.

VOMIT COMET: “1 part sprite, disolve 1 listerine flash strip into sprite. Pour in equal parts southern comfort, absolut citron, and tequila.” (submitted anonymously)

WASHINGTON APPLE: 2 parts Crown Royal, 2 parts Apple Pucker, cranberry juice. Strained.

WHITE BOY: “This a drink mixed in bulk, as if for a party….
Ingredients: 1 can frozen pink lemonade, Everclear, Vodka, Sprite ReMix
Directions: Empty pink lemonade mix into a pitcher, do not discard can. Fill can full of Vodka, empty into pitcher, do the same with the Everclear. Fill remainder of pitcher with Sprite ReMix. Per glass…2-2.5 shots of liquor…but it is untasteable.” (from Brian Lawson)

WHITE RUSSIAN: Equal parts vodka and Kahlua. Add (cream/half and half/milk). Rocks.

WIBBLY WOBBLY WALLY: “Equal parts Tequila Rose and 99 Bananas layered into a shot glass.” (from Ky)

WIBBLY WOBBLY WONDER: 1 part 99 Bananas, 1 part Tequila Rose, 1 part Bailey’s. Strained. (Thanks to Mike from BV’s)

WILD THING: 1 oz vodka, 1 oz light rum, 1/2 oz triple sec, 1 1/2 oz sour mix, juice from 1/2 lime, 3 oz cranberry juice. Rocks.