Doctors Statement

“We believe, and so suggested a few years ago, that the action of alcohol on these chronic alcoholics is a manifestation of an allergy; that the phenomenon of craving is limited to this class and never occurs in the average temperate drinker. These allergic types can never safely use alcohol in any form at all; and once having formed the habit and found they cannot break it, once having lost their self-confidence, their reliance upon things human, their problems pile up on them and become astonishingly difficult to solve.”

CyberHobo’s Statement

Bullshit, we just love to drink. Some doctors are such dumbasses.

“If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.” – Winnie the Pooh

“True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.” – Charles Caleb Colton

“A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.”

“Don’t walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don’t walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend.” – Albert Camus.

“Strangers are just friends waiting to happen.”

“Friends are the Bacon Bits in the Salad Bowl of Life.”

“Friendship is one mind in two bodies.” – Mencius “Friends are God’s way of taking care of us.”

“If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend.” – Stone Temple Pilots

“I’ll lean on you and you lean on me and we’ll be okay.” – Dave Matthews Band

“If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn’t jump with them, I’d be at the bottom to catch them”

“Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don’t say.”

“We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere” – Tim McGraw

There was never such a thing as freedom of speech. In order to speak freely you had to have access to a printing press, a newspaper, a radio or a TV station. And everywhere you had to get past the editors. Only an elite ever did ? the articulate and well-behaved representatives of ordinary people. But ordinary people themselves never had a chance to speak publicly.

Not until now. Today the internet revolution ? led by a ragtag army of bloggers ? has given us all a chance to be irreverent, blasphemous and ungrammatical in public. We can reveal secrets, blow whistles, spill beans, or just make stuff up.

Of course the old elites don’t like it. Of course they really, really hate it. Blogs are shut down left, right and center, and bloggers are silenced, reprimanded and fired from their jobs. Suddenly modern liberal society reveals a repressive face few of us knew existed.

Should we behave ourselves? Should we fall silent? Hell no! Let’s call them on their hypocrisy. Let’s demand that modern liberal society lives by the principles it claims to embrace. Bloggers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your gags.

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

The paradoxes of my life are as follows:  I love mornings, but I hate getting up early. I love breakfast food, but rarely have time for anything other than oatmeal.  I’m an introvert, but teach for a living. I love to watch movies, but never watch any. I love to read, but often fall asleep after a few pages. I have and love to ride motorcycle, but never make time to ride.  I love my siblings, but we never talk. I enjoy going out, but I’d rather stay at home.  I love photography, but I don’t think I’m good at it.