I want to bring up a sticky subject, Prostitution … no pun intended so don’t get exciting.

Is is so wrong that a woman wants to sell sexual services, by choice, and men are will to pay for the services. I mean really… If I have a date, I take the lady out to a nice dinner, and to a show or to the theater and maybe a desert. She had a great time and so did I … I’m trying to get some pussy, or a blow job. But that isn’t prostitution.

With a prostitute I’m just giving them the money and skipping dinner and a show, and I’m guaranteed some pussy. She makes some money, I blow a load… What a great deal?

Two consinting adults, both walk away happy. If it were to be legalized then the woman could have weekly checkups to make sure they’re healthy. They could take credit cards and establish a place of business, so the government gets there cut.

This is a bottle of my mixed “SUPER HOT” Chili powder. A little bit of someones food will have them crying for 30 minutes or so. I’ve got several small packets I carry with me. This mixture is Carolina Reaper, Ghost Peppers, Moruga Scorpions, and a few others I’ve grown.

If you really dislike someone sprinkle a little in their underwear, on their shower soap, or toothbrush. Or sprinkle it around in their house, a light amount and they’ll never see it. (counters, pillows, toilet seat). Some asshole parks to close to you or bangs your door, sprinkle a bit on their door handle.

Put some on the paper towel holder in the bathroom, or toilet paper. They’ll burn like they’re in HELL. Don’t let anyone find out it was you. LOL

1. Smile all the time.
2. Lie about stupid things.
3. Be extremely passive-aggressive.
4. Talk behind everyone’s backs.
5. Make you feel like crap. – They suck the energy out of you.

You people know who you are!

1.   All you can eat shrimp from Red Lobster
2.   T-Bone steak w/baked potato
3.   Chicken Cordon Blue, Mama makes it!
4.   Almond Crusted Grouper
5.   Alaskan Snow Crab Legs
6.   Real Greek Gyro
7.   Chicken Cesar Salad from the Outback
8.   Chicken Pad Thai with Chicken Satay
9.   Hooters 911 Buffalo Shrimp
10. Hibachi Chicken/ Filet Mignon / Shrimp Japanese steakhouse

These are my selections of what I’d love for dinner tonight. Of course Hooters 911 Chicken Sandwich sound awesome as well.

 

1. I’m Happily married (23+) but still love the “Eye Candy” – oh yea!
2. I’m happy with my life!
3. I’m a sex addict I think, better than drugs or alcohol
4. I live in the sunny state of Florida
5. I ride a Harley.
6. I love my kids, all 4 of them
7. I love to go new places
8. My hobbies include; motorcycling, photography, the internet, porn, and sex.
9. I an old military guy. BIG RED ONE
10. I really don’t give a shit what people think about me.

Why do people always ask stupid questions. Is it a way to start a conversation or are they just stupid.

Examples:

I’m standing there with a Coke Cola in my hand
They ask, are you having a coke?

I have all my bags and keys in my hand.
They ask, Are you leaving?

I’m reading a book.
They ask, Are you reading?

You get the point, but WTF? Why?

I try my best NOT to do this to other people unless I’m just aggravating them.   When someone does that I instantly what to give back a smartass answer. Like I’m eating a piece of pecan pie. They ask, are you eating pie? My response is, “does it look like I’m eating a pile of shit? Do you fucking know what pie looks like? What do you really think I’m eating? But I’m too polite and answer, “Oh yes, and it’s very good”, or some bullshit like that.

I think people just constantly ask stupid questions so now it has become an accepted practice. Who know just don’t ask me. LOL

Hobo Willie is here to rock everyone’s world. Him and Jetro, who’ve you’ve not met is going on some adventures.

10.  When it’s cold and no women are in bathing suits.

9.  All the freakin’ work that goes along with it.
8. Camping People – some are real scary!
7.  Bugs
6. I hate how smoke seems to follow you from the fire.
5. The “Camping Host” who take their job a little to serious… you know who you are!
4. The Geek Families… they set around and play on Ipads and have an air conditioned camper.
3. Getting up in the middle of the night and having to walk to the bathroom.
2. The noise from the generators, doors slamming, yelling, etc.
1. No Sex when kids are sleeping in the same tent.